"Enjoy life. There’s plenty of time to be dead."
— Hans Christian Andersen (via observando)

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

seanofledead:

Are you sure
Are you positive
Are you 100% positive

No it’s Luigi telling Nintendo how to improve sales.

(Source: stripedsweater)

girlwhowasonfire:

deans-avenging-angel:

girlwhowasonfire:

Found a better use for the wine glasses

That’s a martini glass

I’m literally using it for milk and cookies does it look like I care about the finer points of debauchery

nicolascagesempai:

im done

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(Source: nicolas-px)

(Source: magicalstupid)

weedweirdo:

Picked up. Got a cute bag. Got the day off tomorrow. 🙌

holy shit guys, i’ve figured it out. This picture comparing two different quotes from two completely different people has shown me…..HILLARY CLINTON IS MOTHER FUCKING HITLER. Sure she hasn’t committed mass genecide nor has she groomed a stylish mustache, but it’s true! just look at that face..the face of the liberal evil

hate:

tips on liking people:

  • dont

society-killers:

weary—soul:

toescapemyownmind:

Oh my god. This made me cry. Will you really be there for me?

promise me if you see this on your dash, you won’t kill yourself tonight